I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
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Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
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I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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