love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
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4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
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You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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