it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
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Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
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Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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