Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
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Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
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You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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