YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
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GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
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Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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