Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
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All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
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We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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