I wish I could teleport
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
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my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
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My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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