And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
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yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
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I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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