first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
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I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
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Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
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