the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
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i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
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Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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