Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
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they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
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Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
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i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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