You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
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ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
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Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
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