Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
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so let's talk penis.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
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Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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