I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
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Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
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we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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