We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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