We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
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I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
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I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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