If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
No stitches, just platelets and will power
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
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I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
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sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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