How'd it feel making her break her religion?
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
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When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
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It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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