winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
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Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
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I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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