Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
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If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
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Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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