Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
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There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
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I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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