I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
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I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
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God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I'm having to shit out rocks
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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