After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
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I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
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me + whiskey = a bad person
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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