VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
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Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
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I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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