How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
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It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
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Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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