It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
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I am midnight drunk by noon
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
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So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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