who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
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once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
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It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
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