I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
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Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
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Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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