I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
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now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
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you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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