it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
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filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
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WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
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