everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
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Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
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That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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