I faked an abortion last night.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
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Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
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man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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