Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
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All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
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pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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