Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
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He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
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Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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