i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
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I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
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Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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