Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
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He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
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I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Randomize