is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
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I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
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hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
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