you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
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Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
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I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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