Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
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I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
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He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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