You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
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if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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