Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
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Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
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I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
Randomize