I don't think brook has ever known best
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
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she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
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Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
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