He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
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you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
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He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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