A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
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My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
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We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
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