i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
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Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
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my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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