It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
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You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
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Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Randomize