i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
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most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
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I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
We need to feng shui this bitch.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
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