I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
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Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
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Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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