god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
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i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
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Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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