So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
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You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
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I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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